Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?
I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.
Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a…
… This just made me remember that Brawny Man video ad campaign. hailaphrodite, you know the one.
Famous for its scenery, cinematography, and near complete lack of special effects (almost exclusively used simply to remove bystanders from shots), The Fall was filmed over a period of four years in over twenty countries, including India, Namibia, South Africa, Italy, and Indonesia. One review said, “See it for no other reason than because it exists. There will never be another like it.”
(Source: leepacey, via hailaphrodite)
Part of me is wondering why people are replying to my work emails at a quarter to one in the morning. The rest of me is saying, “Yo. Pot, kettle. You’re sending emails at a quarter to one in the morning.”
This is kind of why I’m glad I fly back in a couple days. I’ve basically been on the clock my every waking moment (so like, oh, twenty hours a day?) for the last two weeks straight. (My last actual day off was 3 Aug, the Sunday before I left.)
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
(Source: neilcicierega, via starsandatoms)
Oh, hey, guess what? Your third person novel was supposed to be in first person all along.
For those keeping score at home (which I’m figuring is approximately nobody) …
No, no, it wasn’t. It went back to third person awhile ago. (And then possibly died the slow death of someone like me writing about characters like that.)